Halloween, and how you can do it appropriately
[On this, essentially the most holiest of holidays, I believe all of us want an excellent reminder which you can by no means actually eat an excessive amount of sweet. Or take your costume too far. How many individuals should proceed to undergo till we be taught our lesson? The Precise Charlton Heston is devoted to creating positive we take Halloween critically. Joyful Halloween, motherfuckers. – Wes]
“He was taller than a constructing,” insists the primary man.
“He was taller than a mountain,” the second interjects.
I take a second to contemplate their testimonies. I believe they’re each stuffed with shit; I take a chunk out of a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. Whereas persevering with to disregard them, I end off the bag of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups that I purchased from the native 24-hour pharmacy. It is Halloween season. Individuals get loopy. They declare to see all types of unnatural issues: Mothmen, Methmen, Mothmen who promote meth. Solely factor I care about throughout this season? The ridiculous costs for Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups in bulk. Hell of a steal.