If Die Laborious is a Christmas film, Doom is my favourite Christmas sport
The vacation season is upon us, pals. Meaning me ingesting my weight in crappy eggnog-flavored espresso. It means speeding round to purchase dumb junk for my children that they are going to be much less concerned with than the field it got here in. And naturally, most significantly, it’s about having to listen to from the “humorous man” on the workplace about how “Die Laborious is definitely a Christmas film” as he grins smugly and leans on the water cooler whilst you secretly hope that his arm slips and he cracks his head on the wall proper earlier than additionally occurring to clarify how Gremlins can also be a Christmas film.
And yeah, I do know, he ain’t mistaken. I really like Die Laborious. And I am unable to sit right here and criticize his assertion when mine is much more ridiculous, superior, and makes use of precisely the identical logic. For many individuals, Christmas is now a cultural factor, all about Santas and presents and roasted chestnuts or no matter. However in our home, it is a couple of man. A person some folks have forgotten. Oh, you may need heard of him. He’s fairly standard in some circles this time of yr. His identify is Jesus Christ. He is no massive deal although…he solely died for all your nugatory souls.